STILL A BETTER WUB STORY THAN TWILIGHT (ft. Boyinaband)
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A: “Hi, I’m Andrew Huang, and I’m here with Dave from Boyinaband to do some electronic music production puns. Hi, freak! When seeing a friend you really shouldn’t call them a freak.”
D: “How’ve you been synths we last met?”
A: “Super, saw that girl I like.”
D: “Did you guys click? How’d it go?”
A: “Fab, felt her twin too. Got to second base – dropped everything to get there. Yeah, I’m a happy guy right now.”
D: “D’aw, isn’t that cute. I expect you’ll analyse her?”
A: “There’s no need for that innuendo. Anyway, I DM’d her just now on Twitter.
D: “Did she DM you back?”
A: “Yeah she just contacted me but I don’t get this modern talking.”
D: “I have a sinking feeling your communication’s been a bit distorted. Sounds like she’s breaking up with you”
A: “Well…now I’m a bit crushed.”
D: “Girls are a lot of drama and basically you’ve got to find someone on the same wavelength as you.”
A: “And I thought I’d felt her reciprocate my love but I guess it wasn’t real. Never thought she’d end up stepping on my heart. She wasn’t going to be just another notch on my belt. My knees were wobbling when we first met. Thought I had a chance because she recently left a mate. Now my life is just one massive silence. It was like all Logic and Reason went out the window. I just lost track of time… Her presence enveloped me. I was ensnared by her energy. Looks like it’s back to square one.”
D: “Well you know what they say: love hurts.”
A: “I know, it’s hard – I’ve been rejected before”
D: “Yeah, it really wrecks you! You’ve gotta do everything you can to get over it, beside chaining her to your wall.”
A: “Well, these feelings will fade around a month from now.”
D: “At least you’re avoiding some discomfort vis-a-vis STIs. You’ve gotta be careful when you plug in.”
A: “Universal Audio 1176LN Classic Limiting Amplifier?” Hardly know her!”
STILL A BETTER WUB STORY THAN TWILIGHT (ft. Boyinaband) | Andrew Huang